by Allan Ahlberg
b. 1938
Here's the rule for what to do If ever your teacher has the flu Or for some other reason takes to her bed And a different teacher comes instead When the visiting teacher hangs up her hat Writes the date on the board, does this or that Always remember, you have to say this, OUR teacher never does that, Miss! When you want to change places or wander about Or feel like getting the guinea pig out Never forget, the message is this, OUR teacher always let's us, Miss! Then, when your teacher returns next day And complains about the paint or clay Remember these words, you just say this: That OTHER teacher told us to, Miss!